Match Centre: Lok. Moscow vs. Chelsea - Club Friendlies

THE END

OOOO..so familiar. You realise everyone has gone?
I'm outta here. Gonna leave you to talk to yourself on this page!!!

everyone's gone home

yes lollipop

Celery is BARMY..

celery is banned

If she dun come we'll tickle her bum with a lump of CELERY!!

on that note I will call it a night. Good night lads and lasses.

i know u r. lolli

Ermmm...no!

lolli u jealous?

tut..tut..
Boys! What they like?!

lol

You are a funny man!

i would not share a room with vegetable

Is there an echo in here?

Sime & Celery..get a room!!

oh u meant pens not penis

Alright then Loli, will do! X

Simon, LOL, just love mine, mind!

HABS Wouls ANYONE take him away from us? We ain't that lucky..more's the pity!!
CELERY..Stop already!! I'm getting goosebumps!!

celery, i thoight u said you hated penis

It is innit Lolli?
Chelsea Legends (JT and Bridgey) missing the wiining 5th!!!!

I wonder if Milan would even take Sheva back after his pre-season? Could Sheva even be worse than Malouda?

Don't panic!!!

Celery.. that IS creepy now you've just mentioned it..

lolli, how can I calm down? We lost in Moscow again!

I hate the pens, full stop.

On exact same count and on same field..........

Not so much creepy, more that we bottle it when it comes to pens.

Spot on HAbs. Creepy....

Calm down Sime..

Come on, come on,
do the locomotion with me!

It was a perfect repeat of the CL final. Cech saving the first one and then we miss no.5 and then no.6 off a short run-up.

It's telling Bridgey is ahead of Sheva in pens!!!!!

Bridge is cool. Doesn't get enough playing time imo..

Sheva's was shite, but bridge hit a good penalty, watch it again and it is a world class save

Me too. Sheva's got to go!!
Celery..what you like?

Nirst - that was agreat link btw, ta v much

Hope your right Habs!

goodbye people!

nirst, bet you're Kylie fan. :-)

Lolli

just went with my moniker!!

Sheva's last game for Chelsea will be against Milan!

ROMAN got his money from the collapse of the SOVIET UNION!, not oil!

well maybe not a sitter

Celery..get a grip!

Malouda missed a sitter at 1-1

Will you let him tickle your bum!!??
;-)

Oh Lolli......I wish ;-)

well im off to see ROMAN, and tell him what a fucking tosser he is!

2b fair to SWP and malouda they did OK...well Malouda did

Tony..that's me at the door!!

better yet!

That shouldn't stop you sweetie pie! XX

Ah, but Lolli...she's away on holiday....

As for SWP and Malouda. I'm surprised SWP scored his pen as enither seem able to kick the ball straight in the match.

1950

Celery..his wife gets in the way!! Habs..too true!

When was the last shootout that we won?

hehee

well said CELERY!

Celery...I never get THAT lucky!

Nice video SimonT!

Calm down Habs!

Hi Habs, don't think we ever have!

Lolli, Tony...get a room ;-)

We are officially the worst club in the world at pens. I can't remember the last one we won.

at least we didnt get an injury!

Time for some Guinness with ChelseaBob and Mrs ChelseaBob in our local pub, in Pompey!

Relax... Watch a video...

LINK

trust CHELSEA!

Back at you Lolli xx

at 0-1 we had at least two chances with Anleka and SWP to put it away

that f**** abramovich bought sheva mourinho wanted eto'o

Tony..x x

oops adam u got in an extra man on the field!!!

play 4-4-3 and well be fine! bring in robinho and diego, get rid SWP, sheva!

hey guys did anyone like the new chelseafc official website??

Agreed Lolli, my love! Typical 1-0 hold on tactic, I hope TSSO gets that mentaility out of them

2nd half was worrying yeah
first half sublime

That's it I'm off to kick next door's cat

dont worry, and the way we played!

No such thing Celery..

this will help get rid of complacemcy and over confidence for the season

It's not because we lost it's the way we lost,AGAIN

Fancy being a Chelsea and England fan......shootout anyone?

only a friendly

Calm down calm down..........

Ridiculous.

That's 5 shootouts in a row we've lost

TSSO will have learnt a thing or two from this, which is kind of the fucking point

I blame the jetlag!

Haven't they practised pens since last season?

SWP, get the fuck out of the BRIDGE!

LETS NOT LOSE HOPE!

This sums it all up with our infamous underachivers...

SWP, Malouda, Sheva and possibly Anelka

lets not get 2 serious here, we lost a freindly

i still think so!

they had a better match fitness... anyways its just a typical chelsea reasonong!

Blue is the colour ..

Lok. Moscoew got a team worth about 30 milion, and we hav a team a couple of hindred million and we lose

why diego? wtf can he do that our current midfeilders can't?

We lost the game 2nd half,Anelka should have made it safe but missed a sitter

agreed!

muilan, what a waste of time, bring 'em back and play an english team

and some other fuckers!

die penalties. dieee.

get Robbinho and Diego

hell!

Anyone have a deja vu feeling?

MILAN OMG! :L

We get Milan then!!!

sell the cunts

did chelsea lose?

Typical Chels on pens..ffs!!

laterrzzzz

Unbelievable

is this a copy of the final ?

FUCKING CHELSEA ARE SHIT FOR PENS!!!!

Sheva and Bridge

CHELSEA LOST???

haha, what a surprise, oh well

ah fuck i hate penalties!

Well that was a shite game, nicely done Sheva. GET OUT.

Pen was crap tried to be clever

CHELSEA LOST?

who the hell missed???

FUCKING SON OF A BITCH.

2 b fair it was agreat save, the pen was good

we lost

Really?

r u sure?

SHH

he missed fucking useless

SHEVA = please!

Sheve wont miss

omg!!!

please not terry!

up nex has to score Sheva

Where's Sheva? Bridge FFS?

i think i might go do something else

whos left on the list??

5-4 Loko

TOO MUCH PRESURE FOR CHELS

fucking sudden death

We hav it in are hands, then miss

omg..

Why bridge!?

sudden death that's torn it

why didn terry come??!

Same like Terry

God damnit.

did we miss?

bridge!!??

fucking hell 4-4

:S

wtf

Bridge?!

did we miss?

up next bridge

argh come on chelsea!

This is it

bugger..

Who's last kicker?

come on!

NO!!

4-4

Evillyn..are u just guessing these :-)

essien?????? he had some probs with pens rite!!

Cech to saves

we'll win it

goes to show where we're lacking when u have all midfielders taking pens

Come on Cech.

please miss!

COME ON!!!

??

4-3

Up next Essien

for once ..

3-3

and me

3-2 well done Sean

It's still preseason, don't talk him up yet.

Evillyn you're like 20 seconds ahead of me it seems.

DECO!!! legend!

Celery..yeah, it's mint..

swp UP

defo ..

i think deco's the buy of the season...!

2-2

DECO volley against MALAYSIA, peach!

whats score on pens?

Deco great pen 2-1

Whats the Score on Pens??

I think they're resting Ballack after his Euro break.

save 1 convert 5 for god's sake...

Great pen from lamps

is ballack injured?

ok, thanks

No chance for Cech

Worm burner.

WHos winning on pens?

1-1

he never misses

A daisy cutter from Lamps

wats the pen score

Yes! Cech <3 :)

seriously adam, i hope your not next to me in the MHU next year

lamps hardly misses

YES!!!!!!!!!

Fantastic Cech.

Cech saved?

oh my god... cech finally learnt to save penalties...

1-0 Lamps

He's not getting a knee to the head in PKs.

Really he means business

saying that brazil are better than chelsea!

Where's Cech's cap?

Lamps next

He has a different team with him, one he's been with for about a month.

Sweden strip, innit Lolli?

omg cech has his hat off

Chech saves fuck me!!!!

tonys right.....chelsea are in it for the money

he won the world cup brazil, and he cant win against loko, im ashamed!

Yes, this season's third kit is bright yellow with green stripes. Out later this month. I pre-ordered mine yesterday..It's coolie!!

Loko to kick 1st

?

started ?

cfcadam...what fucking planet are you on...Sclari trouble......its a fucking mickey mouse cup - he's had 3 games in charge
jeez

penalties started!

Alex would make a good defensive midfielder, as opposed to a centre half imo.

calm down guys... he's still experimenting.. who do u think is taking the pens now??

Not Ricky's best game today

ALEX free kick against middlesborough - quality

Alex is a great defender, Ben Haim was definitely terrible though.

ben haim was shite and alex cudnt defend by himself lol

CARVALHO is a decent CB

no

penalties started?

we needed hin at the time cos of terry and riccy getting injured

waste of funking money, ABROMVICH just doesnt care!

We get branislav Ivanovic for 9million and we dont even play him, that sucks

nothing

trouble for scolari ? remember what fergie did in first 3 years for man u

pens started??

Gay penalties.

well lose gainst seviila anyway, kanoute, fabinho, jesus navas

kenyon said we wna win this tournament!!!

ace 1

Essien belcher (left footer)

if we lose, trouble for SCOLARI!

hey guys whats goin on there?? i can't c the match... pls keep updating on pens...

Who's gonna miss pens this time?Malouda perhaps

who scored our goal again?

theyll win on pens!!!
wer awful nd russians r technically sublime!

What was that cross?

PENALTIES :@ I H8 EM! DONT LIKE TEZZA take 1

no

on bench

oh dear

not just sticking with lamps, j.cole, bring in some speed!

another crap Malouda cross

What a difference between the two halves!!!!

is branislav Ivanovic playing for Chelsea??

some fresh players for CHELSEA!

chelsea players are still on vacation

Shopping list - ROBINHO, DIEGO, PEPE & AGEURO thats what we need!

i love our away kit

no

YEAH 4 MILAN!

WORST PLACE FOR FOOTY!

Has Sheva even touched the ball yet?

dont worry about it, its onli a pre season freindly

well you know, a true midfielder that never stops running, we got essien, but he plays too deep

I officially hate Moscow.

a proper midfielder?

jenas!!!!!!! wot?

:@

jenas?????

3minz!

SCOLARI knows, hes gonna be in trouble! we need someone like JENAS, a true midfielder!

3 mins stoppage time

robinho is on his way now!

thankyou

Their fitness is now telling

Here:
LINK

CHELSEA TV

where can i watch this?

MALOUDA = ROMA

CHELSEA, need some SPEED! BRING in LENNON!

Feck....Malouda

Damnit Malouda.

malouda is a jke!!!

its because essien is holding, nowhere near as effective imo

Malouda nearly hit corner flag with shot

we nearlt lost!

if we cant win against loko moscow, we wont win against f&cking HULL!

i think we'll score another shortly

There's not enough time left for one player to get going and score, Phil needs to bring on his best penalty takers.

Would like to know how many free kicks we've given away

Can't just rest on SHEVA!

Bring DI SANTO on, gees, we need a bit of finishing upfront!

3 mins

4 plus stoppage

3.5 min.

how much time remaining ?

probs goto pens, loko cant score from open play but we arent potent enuff

CHELSEA's defending needs to be attacking, not just sitting on the ball!

Yeah pens at 90 mins

We're going to lose this if we're not careful,well off the pace now.

poor finishing

Hilario a fantastic goalie, should have rested CECH!

we should have won it 5-0

So do we go straight to penalties then?

100% record, gone!

how many times last season did this happen when we thought 1-0 was enough. Come on Phil, lose this mentaility

F*** SAKE!

1-1

It was going to happen we're looking tired

we need 2 get a goal with sheva upfront!!

Ballack & Lamps cant play together, we cant just rest one on the bench, i say loan out mikel and sell SWP, bring in diego and maybe a powerful midfielder

what happened ?

Dayum.

Oh come on.

Shit

Fuck?

christ almighty

fuck!!!

remember ZOLA .. OMG, just BEAUTIFUL

cfadam? Another midfielder? be serious

Zola had a bigger nose - couterbalance

hope we dnt hve penalties!! cmon chels!!

Bollocks what was Cech doing

i know i was joking!

we dont need another winger!

cfcadam ...same size as Zola...and maradona...size means nothing.....skill does

They're getting too many free kicks in dangerous places

we need a CAM, diego?

swp....twat...off 2 pompey...typical of him

yh this season the 3rd kits yellow!

:L

Too small to be a footy player!

sell him, buy robinho

Terrible from SWP

Oh my gosh, what was that.

Shevchenko!!!

swp wot was that!!!

should have buried that

:L

ffs

no, the lumious one last season was second!

SWP that's awful,missed by a mile

no the black 1 is the second kit! the 1 wer wearin 2day!

Yes I do, he's a great manager.

sheva looks lean, deffo some pounds lost methinks

So the luminous one from last season is the third kit? I've got used to it now.

Anyone think Scolari a good manager?

any lokomotiv goal now would be a disastre we can't win penalties

oh dnt worry of the game

Wright-Phillips is making me angry.

no, thats second!

me, its yellow and horrible!

Isn't this black one the third kit?

sheva nd malouda hahaha!

the 3rd kit isnt bad hus seen it?

what pictures?

not worth that much!

yes got pictures back!!!

Robinho? 48 million, your kidding me!

Give Di Santo a chance!

prefer it to last years second but yea not a big fan of the yellow

yes, very tired!

Haven't got many options on bench to rest Deco,only Sinclair and Di Santo

these guys are fatties

have you seen our third kit? disgusting!

A BISON MACHINE

essien never stops running, hes a machine!

waste of money!

He hasn't had any football so far to build up his fitness this season but agree he's not quick

defence looks shaky!

Blimey, their supporters like him better than we do!

sheva finishes well but i dont think off the ball he's anywhere nr as sharp as anelka

About 15.

15 mins

C'mon Sheva do us proud

oh dear we think we're arsenal

how long left?

Anelka doesn't have the first step on any defender I've seen this match.

Yeah we need to make some changes here, they're running us around pretty well.

Loko getting more of the ball,we're looking tired

anelak had to take it first time, the keeper deserves credit there

wishful thinking there Tony

oh joy, sheva, I hope he's watched some Sparkky vids

r sinclair and di santo warming up?

Anelka looking much better but that was a sitter......

Great ball from lamps....

Sheva warming up

time for sheva to come on

Scolari didnt look too pleased at that miss

Not sure about the confidence thing - I'm worried that he just like to moan

lokomotiv tiring now probs why

good play, anelka will come good, AG buggered his confidence

The fouls are mounting up,starting to get niggly

Anelka shouldve scored

Wow, nice defense by the Russian team, good play by Chels.

Anelka....come on nman,....

No problem

thanks nirst - much better

good save

Maybe that's why he's called SWeeP? Does he hang aroung with a slient bear with a magic wand?

Bollocks,Anelka missed open goal

finally bridge is on

he never seems to come out with the ball tho

Tony - try this link I'm getting v smooth picture
LINK

wright phillips reminds me of an excitable dog or something

We're sloppy this half

very jerky picture on sopcast might have to give up on this

He's on the bench

No

is ivanovic playin?

we're givin it away a bit cheaply atm

are moscow lukin threatening?

What the hells going on!?

that was cole and malouda

Carvalho made a good run down the right wing too.

I was joking,he made a good run down leftwing

:\

no he isn't

Terry playing left wing now

Essien should have scored but was offside

Yes, I am actually Torres.

I rate Carvalho as the best defender in the premier league.

chelsea always had bad luck with penalties

I think I'll be able to watch those with only one hand over my eyes

ne1 watchin this on justin tv?

God I hope not - bad memories

probably yea, with no extra time

Carvalho more skilful but I'd pick Terry

Anyone know if this can go to pens?

Do you rate Carvalho higher than Terry?

dammit

should have done better Anelka

ugh, take the other cole off

We've lost our momentum this half

What a surprise, he's up.

probs dont need em. they just like riding around in it

Why do they need so many men sitting on the back of the cart?

lol those golf carts are hilarious

48 on mine on Chelsea TV

Good question - I think that started 10 mins early

Why does it say 58' on this site, above the score?

3 mins

So how far in is it? minute wise.

swp for mikel;
malouda for j. cole

Yeah, not his best half

Essien mus be playing holding

dammit, essien being pushed back isnt fun

Joe Cole has been rubbish anyway.

i think they've hanged formation

Prob J Cole and Mikel off

Mikel and J Cole off

SWP on for 2nd half and Malouda

Aw Christ. SWP!?

sheva in

Well Deco is definately back on

Seeyah.

gota go will be with you nxt match and later on and seville bye

joe cole and deco i reckon

essien ??

Who'll be subbed on second half?

thx

it rules !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! chelsea fc 13_

this is a cech compilation made by carefree chris you should all love it
LINK

ben-haim gone so makelele and ben sahah are we gona be a better team deco and bosinngwa have come who do you think will wint he emirates cup i think real madrid they got a v.strong team strongeer
than arsenal,juventus and aspecilay hamburger (hsv) and cfc are gona beat seville in the final hiphiphorray hiphiphorray
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! can malouda prevent some goals this season guys ?!?!?!?!?!?!

Yeah, he's been awful.

harsh but previous couple games he's been all over the place imo just like last season

if swp comes on and puts another iffy performance in i say sell him

v.fun

Malouda on for the 2nd, that should be fun...

Let's see what Riise pulls out at Roma though, hay?

hahahahhahahhhaha that will win o.g. of the season i bet !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Damn, my first time seeing the goal. Amazing.

Riise deserved player of the year.

Yeah, piss off Joe Cole.

Haha never, Riise is still a Chelsea legend.

nice half

haha

not quite as good as riise but still

Yeah that was a perfect header.

lol wtf was he thinkin

pretty funny it almost looked like he meant to do it

this is gattuso's own goal
LINK

Pretty good half

Deco is beautiful <3

dont think he's a regular 1st team player.Half -time

3 on 1 there, crazy

Ah, okay.

oh

brocchi

I don't remember.

who got carded

they should sack ancelloti before the season starts

They were also missing Pato and Inzaghi.

oh yea of course

Did ronaldinho play?

Nah, he's with Brazil.

nice seville suck !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Who got carded?

did ronnie play?

gatoso o.g.

and they got a red card too.

nice

genaro gattuso own goal

hahahahahahahahahha

Gattuso own goal.

they lost 1-0 to sevilla

1 - 0

Yeah 1-0 Gattuso o.g.

were versing seville !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! not milan did milan lose

sevilla beat milan then?

then win

We gotta verse Sevilla.

Nah.

if we win this have we won the trophy ?!?!?!?!

baha.

They've cloned sheep - why not Bison?

And be our manager.

I bet Mr Versatile (a.k.a. THe Bison) could even play goalkeeper.

It could work.

5 mins to halftime

not like we're short of dosh, pump all the revenue into researching cloning and sorted

Paulo's been in their half more than ours

I'm all for cloning him.

half time

if we had all mf's like essien that would be good

J.Cole looks a bit short of pace

That might just work!

hell, sell all the rest of the players.

Just midfielders.

hah, SHE FELL OVER

We don't even need a goalkeeper..

We should really go 0 - 11 - 0

no way mirst cant you count !!!!!!!!!!

Well if we want to play all of our midfielders...

yea 4-5-1 def with the overlaps

Dont think thats allowed

Dunno - you think we could play 4-7-2?

4-3-3

4-5-1 scolari lvs it

typical Mikel foul,needs to cut it out soon

So what formation do you guys reckon we'll play this year?

the only rule on subs is don't play sheva

lol

grr cole keeps gettin run off the ball, i think bridge does a better job attacking

Yeah the preseason tournaments usually allow something like 6. Not completely sure about this one though.

59% of the ball

no idea

oh wait

unlimited

Not sure

Oh yeah, that was the question I was gonna ask..

Are there any rules on subs in this tournament?

Painfully and slowly.

i'm slowly getting used to them.

Loving the black kits for this match.

Hope we don't make too many changes 2nd half,will spoil good display so far.

lol

GOOOOOOOAL

don't shout goal when there isn't a goal

the spanish commentator says Yon Terray instead of John Terry, so I'm having trouble focusing on the game properly.

Carrotz, have we scored online?

er what? it all just froze. Aufohahfoiafoia

Chelsea TV

GOAL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

no cos i coughed up for chelsea tv

It would be nice,just to shut some people up about him

Nope - I've got English on this link
LINK

Does anyone else ahve a spanish commentator?

haha, can't wait till one of those goes in from deco

Touchwood.

Looks like training nearly paid off then

nah they need to play it about a bit, second half wil be a walkover

They're trying too many passes

beat ya too it hip :D but yea they used the old style lettering the gits

They lost a 3 team tournament to Juve and AC Milan and fans were well annoyed

Settled. Getting Essien on my shirt.

scolari will surely adapt the 4-3-3 formation

He won't until they start winning week after week - they'll come around to him then

probs cos he aint made good on his promises yet

Apparently Jose's not going down so well with Inter's fans

Thanks nirst.

Avram would be retired by then

ugh, so over mourinho.

Crypteks - here's a link
LINK

Well we did let the best manager in the world go - maybe he would manage them ;)

what a belcher.......

Are any of you watching this online? Didn't get up in time to find a stream for it.

<3 Essien.

Nirst,probably new team because who would caoch them?

goooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaal

0-1 CFC

Essien is quality

yea and there's the reason why lol

The Bison yayyyyy

Yeah Essien needs to be playing in the midfield.

Don't play Essien at full back

Current.. True.

beauty

But who would win? The current team or the 'rejects'

i hope sinclare dosen't go hes been linked with qpr,pompy and bourgh this season

haha, did u not see him at the beginning of last season? made some terrible mistakes

Screamer!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We could nearly have a full team with the players we have let go

i wish we never let glen johnson go hes class!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lassanna Diarra. I wish we never let HIM go.

Hope Sinclair has a reun 2nd half

robben is the king!!!!!!!!!!!

anelka always seems to sit too deep

i will lv to see robben,crespo,gujohnson and glen johnson all playin together there all class its sad we lost then(sold)

We all miss Robben I think! Never should've let him go

Yeah, I also miss Robben. :(

he will be released then

i'd like to see the old chelsea team play especially with robben and duff on the wings.

What?