THE END

OOOO..so familiar. You realise everyone has gone?
I'm outta here. Gonna leave you to talk to yourself on this page!!!

everyone's gone home

yes lollipop

Celery is BARMY..

celery is banned

If she dun come we'll tickle her bum with a lump of CELERY!!

on that note I will call it a night. Good night lads and lasses.

i know u r. lolli

Ermmm...no!

lolli u jealous?

tut..tut..
Boys! What they like?!

lol

You are a funny man!

i would not share a room with vegetable

Is there an echo in here?

Sime & Celery..get a room!!

oh u meant pens not penis

Alright then Loli, will do! X

Simon, LOL, just love mine, mind!

HABS Wouls ANYONE take him away from us? We ain't that lucky..more's the pity!!
CELERY..Stop already!! I'm getting goosebumps!!

celery, i thoight u said you hated penis

It is innit Lolli?
Chelsea Legends (JT and Bridgey) missing the wiining 5th!!!!

I wonder if Milan would even take Sheva back after his pre-season? Could Sheva even be worse than Malouda?

Don't panic!!!

Celery.. that IS creepy now you've just mentioned it..

lolli, how can I calm down? We lost in Moscow again!

I hate the pens, full stop.

On exact same count and on same field..........

Not so much creepy, more that we bottle it when it comes to pens.

Spot on HAbs. Creepy....

Calm down Sime..

Come on, come on,
do the locomotion with me!

It was a perfect repeat of the CL final. Cech saving the first one and then we miss no.5 and then no.6 off a short run-up.

It's telling Bridgey is ahead of Sheva in pens!!!!!

Bridge is cool. Doesn't get enough playing time imo..

Sheva's was shite, but bridge hit a good penalty, watch it again and it is a world class save

Me too. Sheva's got to go!!
Celery..what you like?

Nirst - that was agreat link btw, ta v much

Hope your right Habs!

goodbye people!

nirst, bet you're Kylie fan. :-)

Lolli

just went with my moniker!!

Sheva's last game for Chelsea will be against Milan!

ROMAN got his money from the collapse of the SOVIET UNION!, not oil!

well maybe not a sitter

Celery..get a grip!

Malouda missed a sitter at 1-1

Will you let him tickle your bum!!??
;-)

Oh Lolli......I wish ;-)

well im off to see ROMAN, and tell him what a fucking tosser he is!

2b fair to SWP and malouda they did OK...well Malouda did

Tony..that's me at the door!!

better yet!

That shouldn't stop you sweetie pie! XX

Ah, but Lolli...she's away on holiday....

As for SWP and Malouda. I'm surprised SWP scored his pen as enither seem able to kick the ball straight in the match.

1950

Celery..his wife gets in the way!! Habs..too true!

When was the last shootout that we won?

hehee

well said CELERY!

Celery...I never get THAT lucky!

Nice video SimonT!

Calm down Habs!

Hi Habs, don't think we ever have!

Lolli, Tony...get a room ;-)

We are officially the worst club in the world at pens. I can't remember the last one we won.

at least we didnt get an injury!

Time for some Guinness with ChelseaBob and Mrs ChelseaBob in our local pub, in Pompey!

Relax... Watch a video...

LINK

trust CHELSEA!

Back at you Lolli xx

at 0-1 we had at least two chances with Anleka and SWP to put it away

that f**** abramovich bought sheva mourinho wanted eto'o

Tony..x x

oops adam u got in an extra man on the field!!!

play 4-4-3 and well be fine! bring in robinho and diego, get rid SWP, sheva!

hey guys did anyone like the new chelseafc official website??

Agreed Lolli, my love! Typical 1-0 hold on tactic, I hope TSSO gets that mentaility out of them

2nd half was worrying yeah
first half sublime

That's it I'm off to kick next door's cat

dont worry, and the way we played!

No such thing Celery..

this will help get rid of complacemcy and over confidence for the season

It's not because we lost it's the way we lost,AGAIN

Fancy being a Chelsea and England fan......shootout anyone?

only a friendly

Calm down calm down..........

Ridiculous.

That's 5 shootouts in a row we've lost

TSSO will have learnt a thing or two from this, which is kind of the fucking point

I blame the jetlag!

Haven't they practised pens since last season?

SWP, get the fuck out of the BRIDGE!

LETS NOT LOSE HOPE!

This sums it all up with our infamous underachivers...

SWP, Malouda, Sheva and possibly Anelka

lets not get 2 serious here, we lost a freindly

i still think so!

they had a better match fitness... anyways its just a typical chelsea reasonong!

Blue is the colour ..

Lok. Moscoew got a team worth about 30 milion, and we hav a team a couple of hindred million and we lose

why diego? wtf can he do that our current midfeilders can't?

We lost the game 2nd half,Anelka should have made it safe but missed a sitter

agreed!

muilan, what a waste of time, bring 'em back and play an english team

and some other fuckers!

die penalties. dieee.

get Robbinho and Diego

hell!

Anyone have a deja vu feeling?

MILAN OMG! :L

We get Milan then!!!

sell the cunts

did chelsea lose?

Typical Chels on pens..ffs!!

laterrzzzz

Unbelievable

is this a copy of the final ?

FUCKING CHELSEA ARE SHIT FOR PENS!!!!

Sheva and Bridge

CHELSEA LOST???

haha, what a surprise, oh well

ah fuck i hate penalties!

Well that was a shite game, nicely done Sheva. GET OUT.

Pen was crap tried to be clever

CHELSEA LOST?

who the hell missed???

FUCKING SON OF A BITCH.

2 b fair it was agreat save, the pen was good

we lost

Really?

r u sure?

SHH

he missed fucking useless

SHEVA = please!

Sheve wont miss

omg!!!

please not terry!

up nex has to score Sheva

Where's Sheva? Bridge FFS?

i think i might go do something else

whos left on the list??

5-4 Loko

TOO MUCH PRESURE FOR CHELS

fucking sudden death

We hav it in are hands, then miss

omg..

Why bridge!?

sudden death that's torn it

why didn terry come??!

Same like Terry

God damnit.

did we miss?

bridge!!??

fucking hell 4-4

:S

wtf

Bridge?!

did we miss?

up next bridge

argh come on chelsea!

This is it

bugger..

Who's last kicker?

come on!

NO!!

4-4

Evillyn..are u just guessing these :-)

essien?????? he had some probs with pens rite!!

Cech to saves

we'll win it

goes to show where we're lacking when u have all midfielders taking pens

Come on Cech.

please miss!

COME ON!!!

??

4-3

Up next Essien

for once ..

3-3

and me

3-2 well done Sean

It's still preseason, don't talk him up yet.

Evillyn you're like 20 seconds ahead of me it seems.

DECO!!! legend!

Celery..yeah, it's mint..

swp UP

defo ..

i think deco's the buy of the season...!

2-2

DECO volley against MALAYSIA, peach!

whats score on pens?

Deco great pen 2-1

Whats the Score on Pens??

I think they're resting Ballack after his Euro break.

save 1 convert 5 for god's sake...

Great pen from lamps

is ballack injured?

ok, thanks

No chance for Cech

Worm burner.

WHos winning on pens?

1-1

he never misses

A daisy cutter from Lamps

wats the pen score

Yes! Cech <3 :)

seriously adam, i hope your not next to me in the MHU next year

lamps hardly misses

YES!!!!!!!!!

Fantastic Cech.

Cech saved?

oh my god... cech finally learnt to save penalties...

1-0 Lamps

He's not getting a knee to the head in PKs.

Really he means business

saying that brazil are better than chelsea!

Where's Cech's cap?

Lamps next

He has a different team with him, one he's been with for about a month.

Sweden strip, innit Lolli?

omg cech has his hat off

Chech saves fuck me!!!!

tonys right.....chelsea are in it for the money

he won the world cup brazil, and he cant win against loko, im ashamed!

Yes, this season's third kit is bright yellow with green stripes. Out later this month. I pre-ordered mine yesterday..It's coolie!!

Loko to kick 1st

?

started ?

cfcadam...what fucking planet are you on...Sclari trouble......its a fucking mickey mouse cup - he's had 3 games in charge
jeez

penalties started!

Alex would make a good defensive midfielder, as opposed to a centre half imo.

calm down guys... he's still experimenting.. who do u think is taking the pens now??

Not Ricky's best game today