Harry Hotspur
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HarryHotspur |
Last Post: 28 Dec, 2009
- Player Ratings And A Caption Thingy
1 day ago | 103 Comments
Laughter is the best medicine. Unless of course you're choking on peanuts. The bestest caption wins a prize. At this stage you locusts have just about wiped me out so it may well be expired batteries from my telly remote.
Gomes 8 - 447 mins without conceeding.... Read More »
- Relegation Fodder Dispatched
1 day ago | 21 Comments
It wasn't 4 - 0 but the net result was effectively the same.
No shortage of delight this end, fight fans. West Ham were unimaginative, humourless and ultimately unsuccessful. Sure, they huffed and they occasionally puffed; but in the final analysis they barely ruffled the... Read More »
- Beating Wet Spam Comes But Twice a Year...
1 day ago | 20 Comments
I don’t know why West Ham bother anymore. The six points we purloin from them each season is becoming as customary as a hang-over on Boxing Day*.
We got the job done quicker than ever this year. It only feels like yesterday that we got our tetanus shots and ven... Read More »
- 'Tis The Season...
6 days ago | 8 Comments
The Christmas period is upon us. And, like the toxic yellow egg-nog I poured on my cornflakes this morning, the games are coming thick and fast.
With barely enough time to watch Saint Edmonds throw on a makeshift halo and fix the world by buying it an X-box... Read More »
Perez Shilton
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PerezShilton |
Last Post: 23 Dec, 2009
- More Premiership Manager AND Tiger Woods Scandals Revealed; The Double Whammy Of Libellous Gossip
6 days ago | 0 Comments
Shilts returns from obscurity, like Robbie Williams
or a chronic gout problem, to bring you the latest football gossip.
With all the furore surrounding The Sun's allegations that a Premiership
boss has been seen in a Thai brothel, and their subsequent refusal to print said... Read More »
- Robin Van Persie Rubs Horse Placenta Into His Ankle & Other Footballing Home Remedies
43 days ago | 3 Comments
After rumours that Arsenal striker Robin Van Persie
is allegedly looking to have a Serbian housewife massage
horse placenta fluid into his injured left ankle, your man Shilts has uncovered some of the game's top players unusual home remedies you might not have heard about...
... Read More »
Oh... and are you still on a buzz?? What a game!! What a night as well, Tottenham was jumping last night!! Awesome! The most perfect display of finishing from
Defoe, perfect display of artistry and assistance from Lennon and Kranjcar... even Bentley played well in his 12-minute cameo! Never danced and sand so much in a pub since we won the Carling Cup!
lol
Lennon needs to be back ASAP...
Scary that we were so badly outplayed by Sunderland though... and Darren Bent??? Diving git! But meh... we won! With the best goalkeeper in the Premiership!
Love it!
Going to the Wigan game?
I think it will be the Bricklayers that I'll
be in. Gonna meet some of the "Facebook Spurs" beforehand as well.
The British Queen? Is that still open? I remember going there after a game a couple of
years ago and it was almost dead! What time will you be getting there? Seeing as it's a 5.30 kick off...