- Pipe aboard the new cadet to the good ship Arsenal
9 months ago | 2 Comments
By first Sea Lord Leopold Mendacious
Welcome, Andrei Arshavin
He’s no Vladimir Petrovic, but he’ll do.
I always liked our previous signing from mother Russia, the Ukranian Oleg Luhzny. His crazy galloping runs and Playmobil hair helped fill the gap left by Lee... Read More »
- 2009 - The Facts
10 months ago | 0 Comments
Transfer time is a great time. Anything is possible. Fans will latch onto any rumours.
Last week a man bit into a pie and found the likeness of Jimmy Bullard revealed in the gravy.
Since then people have been flocking to see the pie, and it has been interpreted as a sign that he will... Read More »