Reports are reaching us that Robbie Keane is trapped inside a home-made rumour balloon, which is reaching speeds of 60mph and travelling at about 7000ft above the wastelands of Celtic...
He shoots ...he scores...
The footballing world has been shaken to it's very foundations. Born again Bob Keane, once soccer's man in the wilderness has come in from the cold, taken off...
Sir Harold Hotspur,c/o 23, Railway Cuttings,East Cheam.
Dear Arry,
First up, well done for what you did for us this season. You might use substitutes like they cost extra, but...
Hello everyone! Happy Monday!! Hope you all had a wonderful weekend. Anyway, please, try to keep up with this next post. It seems that May is the month for babies in the world of football.
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Friday night then. The eve of war. Ogilvy, the astronomer, assured me we were in no danger.
The impending battle tomorrow afternoon between the forces of good and some deeply unpleasant...
Hello everyone! Hope you all had a lovely St. Patrick's Day! I think that I am going to keep the Irish theme going in the blog with today's post.
Rafa Benitez brought Keane...
Hull City have the joint worst recent form in the Premiership. Their last six games resulted in four losses and a pair of draws. So let's declare the new girl in...
I favour a three course breakfast. Double espresso, a cigarette and a cough.
One ritual I'm interested in breaking is getting all nestled in...
Blimey. Some of the rubbish I have had to listen to since the final whistle blew yesterday afternoon. You would never know that we had in the main, put out a very credible performance against a...
I refer our course to this afternoon's clash between Tottingham Hotspur and our onetime/sometime arch rivals, The Woolwich Wanderers. Not a place where one...