Joey Barton assault video

11:51 AM, Tuesday, 01 July 2008

Here's Newcastle player Joey Barton showing the world why he should be an ex-Newcastle player. Would love to hear what Newcastle fans think of him... I know what I think of him. It begins with SC and ends in UMBAG. Posted by theweekinfootball · Comments (3) Topics: Joey Barton,Newcastle

Desperate times on Tyneside

04:26 PM, Thursday, 19 June 2008

The mighty toon have been linked with everyone from Henry and Arsharvin to Chimbonda and, today, random Hamburg defender Guy Demel. Theories abound as to why we persistantly fail to sign any of our myriad targets; Ashley's really a billionaire tightwad, Wise and co are crap... Posted by DaveB · Comments (0) Topics: Newcastle

Toon In For Tom

03:32 PM, Sunday, 15 June 2008

Newcastle United Football Club want to sign Thomas Cuddlestones. No figure is touted as yet, just an initial sniff about availability at this stage. This will be an emotive move should it happen. Opinion is divided. The Hudd... Posted by HarryHotspur · Comments (105) Topics: Tommy Huddlestone,Tottenham,Rumours and Transfers,Newcastle,Kevin Keegan

Ronaldinho & Henry might be ready to pack their bags but where are they going? AC Milan? Internazionale? Manchester City ? or Chelsea? for the Brazilian or Tottenham? Man U? Man City? AC Milan? or Seattle Sounders FC? for the French

05:38 PM, Tuesday, 08 April 2008

According to the Spanish Website MARCA.COM, Ronaldinho's brother Roberto de Assis had a meeting with Manchester City's representatives to promote the brazilian midfielder. But he also talked to Internazionale and AC Milan (that already offered 20 million Euros to Barcelona). Chelsea... Posted by ManoGil · Comments (3) Topics: Ronaldinho,Thierry Henry,AC Milan,Manchester City,Manchester United,Chelsea,Seattle Sounders FC,Inter Milan,Tottenham,Newcastle

Torres terrorises Toon

11:42 AM, Monday, 10 March 2008

Another 3 points and another 3 goals. Ever since the Barnsley result, we've been flying in the league. That's 16 points out of a possible 18 in our last six matches which makes us the most in form team in the league. We're now just 2 points behind Chelsea, having played two games... Posted by Red_in_Dublin · Comments (8) Topics: Premier League,Liverpool,Champions League 2008,Inter Milan,Newcastle,Dalglish,Gerrard,INTERNAZIONALE,mascherano,newcastle,Torres

Irons hammered

09:43 PM, Thursday, 06 March 2008

4-0 and all's well. Goal number 1, a right footed half volley from a Kuyt cross. Goal 2 was a looped header over Green with Kuyt the provider again. Goal 3 was a close ranged effort coolly slotted past the keeper after Riise flicked the ball on. The boy done well. And to... Posted by Red_in_Dublin · Comments (0) Topics: Premier League,Liverpool,West Ham,Newcastle,DIC,Gerrard,Gillett,Hicks,newcastle,Skrtel,Torres,west ham

Bizarro team of the season so far

11:55 AM, Tuesday, 04 March 2008

Considering the fact that the PFA tend to ballot their members in November over who should get player of the season, I don’t feel too much guilt the idea of giving out a preliminary bizarro team of the season. The bizarro concept comes originally from Superman, becam... Posted by jjodf · Comments (0) Topics: Premier League,Liverpool,Fulham,Wigan,Newcastle,carr,leacock,premier league,seinfeld

How Long Will This Feeling Last?

02:17 PM, Tuesday, 05 February 2008

With one boot to the ball, Jimmy Bullard became an instant Fulham legend. The upset at the Cottage this past Sunday brought jubilation to thousands for Fulham supporters world wide. This could mark the turning point of the season! Or was it just a win? ... Posted by TryGol · Comments (0) Topics: Manchester United,West Ham,Fulham,Everton,Newcastle,Middlesbrough,Barclays Premier League,Fulham FC,Jimmy Bullard

When Soap Operas Collide

01:32 AM, Saturday, 02 February 2008

The Simpsons has a habit of occasionally dropping in cameo performances from the stars of other animated series, and it always leave me feeling strangely uncomfortable. Seeing Fred Flintstone sitting on the couch at 742 Evergreen Terrace has the effect of making me look around, just... Posted by twohundredpercent · Comments (0) Topics: England,Premier League,Newcastle,Mid-Life Crisis,newcastle

Is It Wrong To Write An Obituary? (Part Two)

01:05 AM, Saturday, 02 February 2008

Oh, now this is almost too good to be true. Not the picture, I mean. That makes me feel ever so slightly nauseous. What I'm talking about is, of course, Newcastle United's amazing decision to take on Kevin Keegan for a second spell as replacement to Sam Allardyce at St James Park.... Posted by twohundredpercent · Comments (0) Topics: Newcastle,High Comedy,Hopeless Miscalculations,newcastle,Sam Allardyce